10. Even though it’s as “made it yourself” as you can get, when you give it is a gift, people hate you!
9. When it’s colder than the toilet, the feces steams!
8. Go to work covered in it, and probably get fired!
7. When you can’t make it to the toilet! Yuck!
6. The way it sneaks out when you think you’re gonna fart!
5. When that shit comes out hard and long,
it’s gonna chase ya like a shlong!
4. When crustified, it’s not a valid monopoly piece!
3. Put it in your mouth and get into all kinds of trouble!
2. You can’t build a boat out of it, even though…
1. IT FLOATS!!!!!!!!!!!