1. aaarmagreenoe–an unalfabated, numerical dictionary
2. alfabate–to have some semblance of alphabetical order
3. lavate–to lava lamp
4. audiolavate–to make the noise of a lava lamp if a lava lamp made noise
5. geetus–miscellaneous crap
6. geeti–miscellaneous craps
7. gytus–violent miscellaneous crap
8. gyti–violent miscellaneous craps
9. furry–how your vision gets after you have mo’ foties than you have brain cells
10. mrs. luce–the devil, beelzebub, satan, the archfiend, moloch, lucifer, prince of darkness, etc.
11. josh–asexual bum; the figure head of the deocracy has no real power just looks  cute
12. princess–the polite way to say ‘snatch’
13. pink–when everything is perfect; saturday
14. brown–when nothing is even near decent; sunday-friday
15. rhode island–the home of the dumbest people in the united states;population eight
16. rhode islander–someone from rhode island or so overly stupid they ought to be from rhode island; see also posthumous
17. necrophilliac–someone with the ability to find dirt cheap hookers
18. widdle stick–the offensive term for the male genitalia
19. rollerrectumus–to roll end over end into to ones own rectum
20. seventh grader–someone who has the characteristics of being cheap and easy
21. adheez–to stick something to something else
22. felch–to drink your own bodily fluids from someone else’s body orifice; i.e. the princess
23. snoball–to have your own giz spit back into your mouth afterwards during kissing
24. noitazinagro–unorganized letters
25. ezra–a pretty crappy guy hence the talent or lack there of displayed in better than ezra
26. july 5th–the wackiest day and night in all of history; should replace july 4th as a national holiday
27. kathrine–any nonspecific, annoying slut; forked josh
28. forking–the act of using a particular utensil in poking someone; example: josh ain’t forking nobody
29. fo rokz–the answer that any crack head will give to any question
30. two–the number of fingers held up while saying ‘fo rokz’
31. psst–the name of any waitress at denny’s
32. midget–a short person who has a violent reaction to the word ‘penis’, and doesn’t like being referred to as a small child
33. the smack kit–anything that pertains to smack found in the garden ridge parking lot
34. anal christian–any member of the christian church who has a cross firmly lodged up their ass
35. benkendorfer–someone trying to speak any word or words of the english language while yawning and inevitably ends up speaking hebrew
36. pupeerapitug–someone who is unable to speak the english language no matter how hard they try
37. pupee–short for pupeerapitug
38. dickenstuff–the adjective used to describe the position you are in when you have your widdle stick in someone’s princess
39. tender parts–any of either sex’s genitalia; i.e. bite chew suck away the tender parts trent reznor
40. urineluck–when you hit the toilet with your eyes closed
41. ickioshutahmcshmoouiwhuie (ookiash utah mcshmooihooi, captain)–[real name removed by webmaster]
42. children of the korn–a bunch of brain dead, drug addicted, soon to be drop-out, clones
43. cyanoacrylate–some sticky shit
44. mo peez–it is what you say when you need mo peez fo yo rectal cabbage
45. posthumous–stupid enough to be wished dead by your loved ones; see also max
46. posthumidity–acting stupid enough to be wished dead by your loved ones
47. holy water–find a container that can hold at least a gallon of fluid then you get 4 cups of 100% cran-apple juice combine that with 4 cups of any other flavor of 100% juice mix well then combine 4 cups of sugar mix well then add 1 half a teaspoon of yeast mix well then cap container with a balloon then let set for approximately three weeks or until the balloon has risen and then fallen; keeps away the demons and preacher’s kid/kids
48. preacher’s kid/kids–the most evil being or beings on the face of the earth; see also pookie
49. pookie–the best writer alive or dead not that he is dead, compulsive liar, the other half of the power of the deocracy; see also preacher’s kid/kids
50. overcaffinate–to overdose on a caffinated beverage; i.e. espresso; see also pookie
51. al kien umpa ern koil al ferin–literally translated from icelandic means ‘your kitchen table is raping your dog’; the final see also pookie
52. max–1. the only person to ever be ostracized from the united states to denny’s as punishment for doing the deed with a particular someone who shall remain nameless. 2. the highest level of stupidity
53. kylee–a particular someone who shall remain nameless
54. eep opp ork–the universal way to say i love you; via the jetsons
55. instapee–one of those squeezy drinks that you have to fork with a straw; i.e. capri sun
56. gtgtbv–the word that manifest from passing out in front of your monitor
57. crotchwater–urine or lemonade
58. pompare–the language you speak when you get as drunk as lou reed
59. “luke, i am your father”–what you say to a lost child you see at any crowded mall, amusement park, etc.
60. zimbabwean jew–the most offensive, inclusive racist statement
61. unanimous–a vote that includes everyone but one member; such as a 2/3′s, 3/4′s, 4/5′s, 5/6′s vote, etc.; except ½ when there are only two people the two knife fight to the death who ever wins gets their way
62. -th most uslss ky on th kyboard
63. kellye–the most useless piece of drug addicted shit to ever walk the earth
64. callipygous–having well rounded buttocks
65. callipygian–someone who is characterized by having well rounded buttocks, such as aphrodite
66. cunnilungate–to eat the princess
67. the holiest of holies–the religious way to say princess
68. unouwannasteponme–those frayed edges on the bottoms of the pants of people who have the tendency to step on their pants
69. the warm place–the instrumental way to say princess
70. subterfuge–artifice used to evade a rule or consequence
71. malapropism–to make habit of misusing words
72. malapropist–someone who tries to act intelligent and unbeknownst to him or her is making a habit of misusing a word or phase; see also posthumous
73. depilatory–able to remove hair; example: that girl needs a depilatory to get rid of that fucking mustache
74. depauperate–flawed from birth or conception; such as brenda
75. diatribe–anything your parents say
76. obsequious–someone who is so nice you just want to strangle them until their head turns blue and blood is running out their god damn ears
77. erection face–the look on a women’s face when she is or is getting horny
78. junta–a small group of radical pta members planning to overthrow the united states government
79. zaxafone–the instrument that your nose becomes when it is doing that infernal whistling noise
80. zaxafoner–someone who insist that this whistling is a form of music and also insists upon playing it and calling him or herself a musician or an artist
81. freak–anyone who understands definition number 43
82. kakistocracy–governed by the worst people in society; such as poteet high school
83. ochlocracy–governed by the mob; such as the catholic church
84. deocracy–governed by john, josh, and pookie
85. kristina–someone with the body of a senior and the “gotta fit in” mind of an eighth grader
86. raisin brazy–the perfect adjective, has no real meaning
87. amber–at all times
88. demonstrating–what babe is doing when babe is on the rag, canalso be used as a term for any female; can replace the word menstruating
89. john–insubordinate asshole; the other half of the power in the deocracy
90. acekernoledge–knowledge of the most useless nature
91. polynecropedobeastadeophiliac–someone who enjoys sexual relations with many dead young beast gods
92. antidisestablishmentarian–someone who does not believe in organized religion
93. preantipolynecropedobeastadeophiliac–someone who lived before sexual relations with many dead young beast gods were frowned upon
94. postantipolynecropedobeastadeophiliac– someone who lived after sexual relations with many dead young beast gods were frowned upon
95. aaarmagreen–an adjective describing a word, phrase, or humiliation of a person that is worthy of the aaarmagreenoe
96. razz–to poke fun at
97. deafening light–the light that emanates from inside the refrigerator